So you're planning your mate's stag do, imagining all the laughs that you and the lads are going to have on the big night, when - disaster! - you get a text from the groom-to-be informing you that his future bride has told him he's not allowed any strippers at his bachelor party.
What do you do now? Do you cancel the whole weekend? After all, you can't have a stag do without strippers, right?
Wrong! Here are 5 awesome nudity-free stag party ideas that will keep the bride happy AND give all the boys a ruddy good time:
We've no doubt that you and the lads know how to drink beer...but do you know how to taste it? If not, this awesome workshop will enlighten you; you'll learn all about the brewing process and sample delicious beers from all over the world. You'll also have the chance to try your hand (or should that be your tongue?) at blind tasting - can you distinguish one brew from another with nothing but your taste buds to guide you?
We think that a stag do should be all about having a great laugh with great mates. You'll have to sort the latter out for yourself, but we can provide the laughs in the form of your very own stand-up comic! Not only will your comedian have you rolling around in hysterical laughter, they can even tailor their act to the man of the hour; if the best man has any amusing anecdotes or embarrassing secrets about the groom-to-be, he can write them down for the comedian and try to act innocent when they're brought up halfway through the act!
No, not that kind of massage - we're trying not to upset the bride here, remember? No, this is an altogether less sleazy kind of massage: the kind that will help you and the boys to recover from a hard night's drinking and prepare for, uh, another hard night's drinking. Our mobile masseurs can come to you and work out those knots no matter where you are!
If one of your mates reckons he's the next David Beckham and you want to take him down a peg, why not challenge him - and everyone else - to a round of five-a-side bubble football? Even the silky skills of Golden Balls himself would struggle to shine through if Becks was encased in a giant plastic bubble! You won't get scouted for Man United during your stag night kickabout, but you will have a blast bouncing off each other and attempting to score a goal!
Yes, fragrance making. It may seem like a pretty girly way to round off a list of stag party ideas, but trust us, this could be the perfect choice for your mate's last hurrah. Fragrances aren't just for ladies any more - the modern man needs to smell good too, and that goes double for the modern married man, so why not grab your mates and learn how to make your very own awesome aftershaves? We're sure the bride-to-be will appreciate it!